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MAIN ROOM / Free

FOR THE ATTENTION OF PARTY MEMBERS & PROSPECTS:

Targets for education and recruitment have been exceeded. Timeline for rollout of the WORKER & PARASITE project has been accelerated.

By executive order, WORKER & PARASITE will perform at The Retreat Hotel on the 8th of June 2022. Furthermore, special agents of the Department of Compliance – Voluntary Participation Division, have secured performances from Innocent Bronson & Great Australian Bank on the evening. Their gratitude towards the Party and all its Members has been provided to the Central Committee and is unquestioned.

All current and prospective PARTY MEMBERS who are physically able to attend are required to do so. Applications for exemption must be submitted to the Department of Compliance no later than 30 days prior to the event

*This performance is subject to pending health and security clearances by Commissar [REDACTED].

Event Information:
Doors: 7:00pm
Performances: 7:30pm
Admission: Gratis

The Retreat Hotel would like to acknowledge the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation, the traditional custodians of the land on which the venue now stands, and pay our respects to all elders past, present and emerging. We also acknowledge that sovereignty has never been ceded and that our venue operates on stolen land.